Going For A Curry

Be My Valentine or Else?
I’ll scream and yell.
I’ll throw a tantrum,
It will serve you right …
So be My Valentine or Else!

I will not frown or fret,
Mope or pine,
I will get nasty,
It will serve you right …
So be My Valentine or Else!

Be My Valentine or Else!
I’ll spread rumours
You are gay,
Dress in lady’s clothing.
I can even be vicious
And spread rumours
You once bought a
Des O’ Connor LP!